Tales from the Spam Filter: Sigh, want some drugs?

What, no more Viagra poetry or sweet euphamisms? No mention of "Angry Pants Sticks" or "Love Pencils"? Spamming Zombie Email Account (from an FAA-contracted aircraft parts manufactuer!), you disappoint me. You're not even trying anymore.

Hon, I'm from Baltimore. I bet I know more places to buy drugs than you do.



Previously in Tales from the Spam Filter: Neil Armstrong takes one giant leap for male enhancement.


M.M.McDermott, ACD/Copywriter/I got G-Packs, yo.