22 February, 2008

Friday Ad Haiku: False Advertising

When I woke up this morning, last night's "winter storm warning" was merely a light snowy fur. Of course, when I got to my car, I realized that fur covered a shell of ice. So hear's to building things up to be more than they are, things not being at all what they seem and "all the hype" not living up to expectations.

For Your Friday Haiku Pleasure:
False Advertising

Make-up. Wonderbra.
Pretty girl facade hides an
Albino scarecrow.

Previously in the Friday 5-7-5:
Account Executives

Captain Awesome, Project Specialist

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4 others 'fessed up:

Jason Bloom,  February 22, 2008 at 1:24 PM  

Bubbly sugar drink
Your portal to Neverland
Sublymonal sham

Stellar Propeller,  February 22, 2008 at 2:31 PM  

Perhaps Jason meant
Subliminal, spelled this way
Use webster.com

im a loner, dottie. a rebel.,  February 22, 2008 at 2:40 PM  

False? I disagree
My sea monkeys grew to be
Most fantastic friends

Trips into their world
Of colorful fishbowl joy
Or, was that the dope?

M.M.McDermott February 22, 2008 at 2:50 PM  

Eric Estrada
He said I should buy swamp land
CHiPs was a good show

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