Friday Ad Haiku: Mergers

With news that Coors and Miller have been given the go-ahead from the Justice Department to form the Voltron of hoppy adult beverage companies, I can't help but wonder if this isn't more likely to go the way of other ill-fated mergers like Time Warner/AOL, Oil/Water, and Roseanne/Tom Arnold.

(Click to enlarge...and fight evil.)

Alone, we both suck.
But, together, we've attained
mediocrity!


M.M.McDermott, ACD/Copywriter/You complete me


Previously in the Friday 5-7-5: Advertiser Narcissism


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