Friday Ad Haiku: Viral Marketing

Viral marketing is still one of the hottest trends in advertising, but its success rate is completely hit or miss. Sometimes, it draws in viewers like the ice cream truck passing a fat camp. Sometimes it simply leaves people scratching their heads. And even the most interesting/entertaining virals still may not move a product.

So for your Friday Haiku pleasure: Viral Marketing

You'll save thousands. You'll
Reach millions. Your warehouse--
empty tomorrow.

A squirrel College?
We spent $80,000 on
That? I'm so fired.