That's Advertisement!: Cali Style
What do you do when a pretty awful pretty and pretty unignorable statistic comes out about your University? Check out this link to KTXL TV Sacramento, to see how the fine people at UC Davis answered the question: What should you do when there are more reported cases of sexual assaults on your campus than all other University of California schools combined? If you guessed, not act like it's a good thing, you'd be wrong.
Also, note the story has a reference to the Department of Student Judicial Affairs, but no one's actually quoted. Probably a smart move to not have your name involved in that story.
--Captain Awesome, Copywriter