As Advertised: Define "Kills"
Further evidence that Ukraine is NOT weak...when it comes to messaging anyway. Warning labels on their cigarettes have all the gracefulness of an armed robbery.
Rightfully so, I suppose.
Though it hasn't done much to dissuade our intrepid Jr. Copygal from chasing her goal of getting COPD by 30. Dream big!
Cancer stick archives: Marlboro Man's back broke...by Camel? and Mickey gets the patch.
3 others 'fessed up:
Jerk.
Smoking kills camels?
If they're on fire it does. Perhaps the package warning isn't as clear as I thought. It should read, "Hey, you, with the cigarette in your mouth/hand/behind your ear. You're going to die. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But one day. And it will be from my toxic smoke. Or a brain tumor. Or from sleeping on railroad tracks."
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