16 May, 2008

Friday Haiku: Tech Support

Oh, we blame your magical rebooting of the great and powerful server every time the printer jams or our email won't send, but without you who would reset our PDAs and explain the difference between turning off our monitors and turning off our computers? Seriously, there's a difference.

So to the guy whose keycard is never more than a foot away, draped around the nape of his neck,

The Friday Haiku: Tech Support

Broke my computer,
Must be your fault. You should've
Known I would do this.

Are we idiots?
Maybe we love to complain.
Or perhaps we like

The twinkle in your
bloodshot eyes. But without you
Here--Lord of the Flies

--Captain Awesome

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5 others 'fessed up:

Kate May 16, 2008 at 2:47 PM  

Cap't Awesome - that's a particularly good Haiku....

M.M.McDermott May 16, 2008 at 2:49 PM  

Not sure what they do,
but I think it has to do with
erasing my porn.

Kate May 16, 2008 at 2:53 PM  

Sailor dude brings me
computer solutions
hope this one will work

Jason Bloom May 16, 2008 at 3:03 PM  

Best gig in the world
You surreptitiously break
Then publicly fix

Teapot May 16, 2008 at 4:13 PM  

My man tech supports
for Macs by day. By night he
zaps my pram. Yeah.

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