The Horse-Moth Cometh

It's all about the spokespeople, people. For anyone who disagrees with the theory that most on-air talent is nothing more than teleprompter parrots and banter-tarded pretty faces...you might want to keep this out of your grand rebuttal, Churchill. I had to change my pants after watching this, metaphorically speaking. (I don't even know what that means.) Thanks to Ariel Waldman for the ol' tip-arooney.




Speaking of the spokesperson: Winehouse for O'Doul's?

M.M. McDermott, ACD/Non-horse