The first day back from vacation is probably a lot like being born. You stumble in. You have no idea what's going on. And you're naked.
Back from basking in the sunny, geriatric goodness of Fort Lauderdale, the adult diaper capital of the world, and I gotta say, I'm pretty hurt that things didn't fall apart while I was gone. The casinos and Miami kissed the boo-boo, though.
Ads took a backseat
as soon as I discovered
there's a topless beach.
M.M. McDermott, ACD/SPF30
Previously in the Friday 5-7-5:
18 July, 2008