Big, fat data-chomping heifers

A University of California, San Diego study reveals the average American consumes upwards of 34 Gigabytes of data each day. I'm proud to say I take in information with the same glazed-eyed, gluttonous zeal as the lady who parks her Rascal in front of the beef station at the Golden Corral.

One of the more interesting tidbits from the study: A solid 60 percent of our total media consumption is still TV, print, and radio. Suck it, Zuckerberg.

More here. Less here. And if you're expecting to spend some extra time in the bathroom, the report itself here.