Tales From the Spam Filter: What a Country!

Sadly, this is probably closer to the truth than anyone wants to admit.

Clickengrad to enlargeski, comrade.

Also from TFTSF: Dirty, Sexy Money; Terry Nichols for Viagra; Astronaut Spam; Steve Young Wants to See a Measurement.

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Tales from the Spam Filter: Dirty, Sexy, Money

Spam makes so much more sense when it's rerouted to the proper recipient.

(Please to be Clickking ths photograsphy for her pleasures.)

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Tales from the Spam Filter: Viagara Must Be Outsourcing to the Federal Pen

When Neil Armstrong spammed us, hawking Viagara, I thought, it's been a while since he's been in the national spotlight. Maybe he could use the money. When Steve Young emailed me extolling the virtues of male enhancement, I thought, well, Rafael Palmeiro touted Viagara. This is just another athlete cashing in. But this spam breaks new ground, as the man convicted of assisting Timothy McVeigh with the tragic Oklahoma City bombing in 1995, Terry Nichols, now has a new job--you guessed it, he's following in the footsteps of Armstrong and Palmeiro. Viagara, who will be next?


I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't find it in my own junk email folder. It brings a whole new meaning to the term, "Work release program." Zing!

--Captain Awesome, Copywriter

Last from TFTSF: Steve Young says, "I want to see a measurement."

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Tales from the Spam Filter: Bring Out the Chains, Steve Young Wants to See a Measurement

Take it from Steve Young: you suck.

Luckily, he's here to help you prepare.

And look out, he's got a thesaurus. "Efficacious"?

(Click photo for two-point conversion.)

Previously in TftSF: Neil Armstrong, American hero and tireless ED shill.

M.M.McDermott, ACD/Copywriter/Third-String Punter

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