11 April, 2008

Friday Haiku: The Agency Kitchen

It's the place at the office where we congregate on breaks, where we step away from our cubicles and relax, and where we bask in aromas that make us jealous they are not ours for the taking. No, not the men's room.

I'm talking about the office kitchen. It's the home of four-month old cream cheese, the birthday cake no one at home ate, and the pot someone left an eye-dropper full of coffee in so they wouldn't have to make another.
This week, for your Friday Haiku enjoyment:

The Agency Kitchen

I've killed for popcorn.
Your creamer ate my sandwich.
That fire wasn't me.

--Captain Awesome, Project Specialist

Last Week in the Friday 5-7-5: Marketing Plans

Next Week: The Men's Room

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4 others 'fessed up:

Jason Bloom April 11, 2008 at 11:14 AM  

Dry creamer mixed with water.
Gotta have my Pops.

Kate April 11, 2008 at 11:26 AM  

Drek from coffee pot
Can be cut with coco mix
Yum, poor man's latte

Jim,  April 11, 2008 at 2:34 PM  

Sink is always full
Should have listened to Jimmy
And bought disposal

Who microwaves fish?
Save that nasty stuff for home
Now my office stinks!

M.M.McDermott April 14, 2008 at 9:49 AM  

Is that your pizza?
If there is no name on it
I'm gonna eat it

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