Friday Ad Haiku: Bumper Stickers

Passed someone on the highway the other day who had at least a dozen anti-Obama bumper stickers on their car. And I'm sure I've seen cars with at least as many anti-Bush stickers in the past. But regardless of your political affiliation, what will 12 bumper stickers about the same topic do for you that 1 or 2 about the same topic won't? Because if someone isn't convinced by "No-bama" or "The Audacity of Hype," surely, "Why work, the governement will keep your money anyway," will convince them that your political views are obviously correct.

So this Friday Haiku revisits a topic we all know and love.

Your Friday Ad Haiku: The Bumper Sticker

Highway billboard, blah.
I bludgeon your cul de sac
With my opinion.

Last Week in the Friday 5-7-5: Intern Sweatshop: Dueling Haiku

-George Convery, Copywriter

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Friday Haiku: Bumper Stickers

The subject for today's Friday Haiku is as old as the bumper. It makes a strong statement to everyone you pass about your favorite radio station, your college or university, your passion for visiting the Outer Banks, or your firm belief that FUR IS MURDER! A statement that will last pretty much as long as the bumper, just try and get it off. More than a decade later everyone will still know you voted Dukakis/Bentsen and who you "broke for" back in '88.

Friday Haiku: Bumper Stickers


Hear my voice fellow
Trav'lers. This is important.
Read as you eat dust.

My other car is...
Something else. Your college sucks.
Rather be fishin'.

Skynyrd! My kid beat
Up your honor roll student.
Calvin pees on...Hobbes?

I'm totally lost.
Sure, mean people suck. Let's just
Drive with our eyes closed.

Previously in the Friday 5-7-5: Casual Fridays


--Captain Awesome, Project Specialist

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