Friday Ad Haiku: False Advertising
When I woke up this morning, last night's "winter storm warning" was merely a light snowy fur. Of course, when I got to my car, I realized that fur covered a shell of ice. So hear's to building things up to be more than they are, things not being at all what they seem and "all the hype" not living up to expectations.
For Your Friday Haiku Pleasure: 
False Advertising
Make-up. Wonderbra.
Pretty girl facade hides an
Albino scarecrow.
Previously in the Friday 5-7-5:
Account Executives
Captain Awesome, Project Specialist
