Tales from the Spam Filter: Bring Out the Chains, Steve Young Wants to See a Measurement

Take it from Steve Young: you suck.

Luckily, he's here to help you prepare.

And look out, he's got a thesaurus. "Efficacious"?

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Previously in TftSF: Neil Armstrong, American hero and tireless ED shill.

M.M.McDermott, ACD/Copywriter/Third-String Punter

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Tales from the Spam Filter: Neil Armstrong Is Still Spamming Me

Yet another email from America's favorite astronaut, this time threatening to break up my marriage if I don't buy his magic man pills. That freakin' Armstrong, always with the hard sell. (sorry)

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Previously in Tales from the Spam Filter: I know where to buy drugs!

M.M.McDermott, ACD/Copywriter/Pill Hound

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One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Male Enhancement

Every once in a while there's some interesting email krill that gets caught up in the baleen plates of our spam filter. Today's haul was particularly exciting. Apparently the nation's most storied space pioneer has snagged a part time gig...spamming me with ads for a product that, as I'm sure those who know me will attest, I probably, possibly, most likely might not need.

Some things you never see coming.

M.M. McDermott ACD/Copystud

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