- 82% more likely to watch American Idol.
- 18% more likely to purchase and enjoy Paris Hilton branded merchandise.
- 207% more likely to get paper cuts on their mucous membranes.
- 73% more likely to eat lead paint chips from the windowsill.
- 51% more likely to arm wrestle you.
- 35% more likely to have gotten a plastic army guy stuck in their ear canal as a child.
- 15% more likely to have gotten a plastic army guy stuck in their ear canal as an adult.
- 56% more likely to fight a raccoon.
- 24% more likely to roll their cigarettes in their sleeve.
- 62% more likely to use the term "irregardless" when telling someone how stupid they are.
- 10% more likely to take bets on how long they can stare at the sun.
- 42% more likely to punch a parking meter after a fight with his stupid girlfriend because she won't get off his freakin' back about getting a job already.
- 8% more likely to dislocate a finger while picking their nose on a roller coaster.
- 64% more likely to Scratch n' Sniff...themselves.
- 35% more likely to taunt a kid in the grocery store.
- 12% more likely to think Al Qaeda is a Mexican country singer.
- 18% more likely to "totally hit that, dude."
- 23% more likely to take part in the Renegade Agency Confessional "Leave Your Car Running in the Garage N' Sniff" promotion.
Of course, this was just a partial list. I'm generally busy doing important things and/or stuff and rarely finish what I start. That includes report reading. Anyone who gets a chance to peruse the whole thing, feel free to post your findings in the comments section. It's 100% more likely you can come up with something better than I can.
M.M.McDermott, ACD/Copywriter/12% more likely to give 110%