13 May, 2008

As Advertised: Define "Kills"

Further evidence that Ukraine is NOT weak...when it comes to messaging anyway. Warning labels on their cigarettes have all the gracefulness of an armed robbery.

Rightfully so, I suppose.

Though it hasn't done much to dissuade our intrepid Jr. Copygal from chasing her goal of getting COPD by 30. Dream big!


Previously in As Advertised: Country Climax.

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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 14, 2008 at 1:24 PM

    Jerk.

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  2. TeapotMay 15, 2008 at 10:09 AM

    Smoking kills camels?

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  3. AnonymousMay 15, 2008 at 10:13 AM

    If they're on fire it does. Perhaps the package warning isn't as clear as I thought. It should read, "Hey, you, with the cigarette in your mouth/hand/behind your ear. You're going to die. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But one day. And it will be from my toxic smoke. Or a brain tumor. Or from sleeping on railroad tracks."

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