11 April, 2008

Friday Haiku: The Agency Kitchen

It's the place at the office where we congregate on breaks, where we step away from our cubicles and relax, and where we bask in aromas that make us jealous they are not ours for the taking. No, not the men's room.

I'm talking about the office kitchen. It's the home of four-month old cream cheese, the birthday cake no one at home ate, and the pot someone left an eye-dropper full of coffee in so they wouldn't have to make another.
This week, for your Friday Haiku enjoyment:

The Agency Kitchen

I've killed for popcorn.
Your creamer ate my sandwich.
That fire wasn't me.

--Captain Awesome, Project Specialist


Last Week in the Friday 5-7-5: Marketing Plans

Next Week: The Men's Room

4 comments:

  1. Creativity.
    Dry creamer mixed with water.
    Gotta have my Pops.

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  2. Drek from coffee pot
    Can be cut with coco mix
    Yum, poor man's latte

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  3. Sink is always full
    Should have listened to Jimmy
    And bought disposal

    Who microwaves fish?
    Save that nasty stuff for home
    Now my office stinks!

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  4. Is that your pizza?
    If there is no name on it
    I'm gonna eat it

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