28 March, 2008

Friday Haiku: Bumper Stickers


The subject for today's Friday Haiku is as old as the bumper. It makes a strong statement to everyone you pass about your favorite radio station, your college or university, your passion for visiting the Outer Banks, or your firm belief that FUR IS MURDER! A statement that will last pretty much as long as the bumper, just try and get it off. More than a decade later everyone will still know you voted Dukakis/Bentsen and who you "broke for" back in '88.


Friday Haiku: Bumper Stickers


Hear my voice fellow
Trav'lers. This is important.
Read as you eat dust.

My other car is...
Something else. Your college sucks.
Rather be fishin'.

Skynyrd! My kid beat
Up your honor roll student.
Calvin pees on...Hobbes?

I'm totally lost.
Sure, mean people suck. Let's just
Drive with our eyes closed.


Previously in the Friday 5-7-5: Casual Fridays


--Captain Awesome, Project Specialist

1 comment:

  1. I'm straining to read
    The bumper in front of me
    That my car just hit

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